A Note From Steph's Body

Hey...
So I realize that you're pushing our boundaries...this whole ballroom thing is totally a step in the right direction (see, you're not the only one making bad puns...). However, did we really need to become intimately acquainted with the dead fall hammer? Like, losing skin acquainted? We prefer to keep the blood in veins, so please do try to be careful.

Speaking of careful, we're not quite sure what the hell you were thinking later on. Let's see, eyes showed you that your piece was literally orange-hot, and yet you decided to nudge your piece with your finger! Uh, hello?!?! That sucker cauterized so fast, but we don't appreciate the new square scar you've given yourself. We think the cigarette burn adds character enough.

Speaking of skin, we really do appreciate the new facial medication...the not-being-nauseous thing is definitely an improvement...so, really, we can be grateful. However, hair is a bit miffed that it's currently shorter than it has been in years - although neck is grateful for the lighter weight. Additionally, we're all not sure how we liked being touched by a complete stranger: do you even know how many other heads of hair this woman touched? Let's be a little more careful in the future. Small town mentality we may be, but we all agree hair is serious.

Finally, can we discuss your eating habits? We appreciate you don't cause us to be in abject hunger too often, but how about some meal-time regulation? Mondays and Wednesdays get a little tough with night classes, but for pete's sake, pack yourself a sandwich. And, would a little protein be too much to ask for? We know you don't have the time to cook, and that meat is inconvenient, but - hey- peanut butter! Finally, that multi-vitamin you keep sitting in the kitchen? You're supposed to ingest it...it doesn't use osmosis.

All right. We just wanted to let you know where we stand. Obviously we're still all right - we're young enough that we're practically made out of rubber - but lets try to establish some healthier habits now, mmmk?
Thanks. Good talk.